On Jul 2, 1:35*pm, "Nancy Young" > wrote:
> Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> > Place order and was given the total.
> > Drive to widow
> > Window opens, woman says "that will be $5.30 please. * I pay and get
> > change Wait about 30 seconds
> > Widow opens, same woman says "that will be $3.25 please"
>
> > Me: *"for what?"
> > Her: "what did you have?"
> > Me: *"Nothing lady, I'm still waiting for my food"
> > Her: *"Did you have the coffee?"
> > Me: * *"You need a coffee. WAKE UP and PAY ATTENTION"
>
> > Scenes like this, or worse, *probably happen all over the country
> > every day.
>
> Last night we had subs for dinner. *We have a real sub shop in
> town. *Call up to order so it's ready to be picked up: *I'd like
> buffalo wings and a whole number 13. *That's an Italian sub.
>
> Get there to pick it up, here you go, buffalo wings and a whole
> number 2. *Uh ... you mean a number 13. *They had to make a
> new sub. *Out of curiousity I looked at the board, what's a
> number 2. *(heh) *Anyway, it's a baloney and cheese sub. * *
>
> I can't believe a sub like that has a number assigned to it. *Who
> orders that?? *I had my share of baloney and cheese sandwiches
> growing up. *A whole sub's worth? *Yikes. *
>
> nancy *

People like you order them when they are growing up. Simple.