On Jul 2, 5:53*am, "Ed Pawlowski" > wrote:
> This morning I stopped at the drive thru of a fast food place to pick up
> breakfast sandwiches for a coworker and me. *Should be a simple enough
> transaction.
>
> Place order and was given the total.
> Drive to widow
> Window opens, woman says "that will be $5.30 please. * I pay and get change
> Wait about 30 seconds
> Widow opens, same woman says "that will be $3.25 please"
>
> Me: *"for what?"
> Her: "what did you have?"
> Me: *"Nothing lady, I'm still waiting for my food"
> Her: *"Did you have the coffee?"
> Me: * *"You need a coffee. WAKE UP and PAY ATTENTION"
>
> Scenes like this, or worse, *probably happen all over the country every day.

It's a good idea not to give crap to folks who are handling your food
out of your sight.


V-1
The food tastes good and I'm lovin' my meal
But if I got to thinkin', it could really spoil it.
When I think about whether you wash your hands
When you scratch your balls or use the toilet.
Chorus
Hey, hey, fast food man
I wonder if you washed your hands.
With all the things that you could do
I'm gonna be real nice to you.
V-2
You cough a little, and you rub your nose
You wipe your forehead, and I suppose
If I ****ed you off, you could spit on my food.
And **** and shit and semen too.

--Bryan