"Nomen Nescio" > wrote in message
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> If I bought two lobsters for the purpose of getting them to
> fight each other, could I be arrested for cruelty to
> animals? What if I bought a crab and two lobsters and
> got them to rumble each other? Is that illegal?
>
>
You need a cerebral enema, or more appropriately, a high colonic irrigation,
infused with the right drug.