"Anonymous" > wrote in message
...
> **** off with the fart jokes. Hey! I know. Hay's for
> horses. Hey! Just heard this the other day from my
> Sunday school teacher (I'm a Christian; a Lutheran as a matter
> of fact):
>
> Beans, Beans
> The Musical Fruit
> The More You Eat
> The More You Toot
>

The more you toot
The better you feel,
So eat beans at *every* meal....