On Jun 19, 9:40*pm, Food Snob® > wrote:
> My son tried Rice Crispies in a bowl with milk for the first time this
> evening. *When his mother came downstairs, he was telling her about
> the experience, and he said, "It snack, popples and craps." *We about
> lost it.
>
> --Bryan

Kids say the darnedest things! :-)

I remember when my housemate Marty had a boot jack (like a shoehorn
but for boots) and my young son was fascinated with it, and said
something like "Hey Marty! Can I watch the next time you jack your
boots off?"

;-)

John Kuthe...