Food Snob wrote about his retarded son:
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>My retarded son tried Rice Crispies in a bowl with milk for the first time this
>evening. When his mother came downstairs, he was telling her about
>the experience, and he said, "It snack, popples and craps." We about
>lost it.

And the hilarious part is that your son is 38 years old. And it's
Rice Krispies... the acorn doesn't fall far from the stump.