On Jun 19, 12:57*pm, Ross wrote:
> On Sat, 19 Jun 2010 05:58:41 -0700 (PDT), Manda Ruby
>
> > wrote:
> >Last time, I asked about opened one but this time, my question is
>
> >Should I use the unopened tofu that's expired 2 days ago?
>
> Under no circumstances should you use it, even if it looks and smells
> perfectly good.
> Don't you know that all tofu manufacturers plant little toxic bombs in
> their packages? At exactly 1 minute after midnight on the day after
> the expiration date these bombs will disperse all sorts of disease
> organisms throughout the product.
> Evacuate your domicile immediately and call the hazmat team from the
> nearest pay phone.
>
> Ross

Geez, don't tell 'im THAT- - he just might .