On Thu, 27 May 2010 08:44:01 -0500, Sqwertz wrote:

> On Thu, 27 May 2010 07:54:20 -0400, J. Clarke wrote:
>
>> Ok, if you can tell by looking at them that they are not bullfrogs and
>> are not farm raised, why haven't you blown the whistle?
>
> Really. If you're so concerned about it, rather than just arguing
> about it, why aren't you out there saving the frogs?
>
> I can just see it: Paul rushes into the grocery store like a
> militant PETA member decked out in camouflage. He stealthily
> moves from pillar to pillar and whispers something into his
> walkie-talkie.
>
> He hikes up his collar and puts on his sunglasses and prepares
> himself to make his longest, most daring dash yet - to the fish
> counter and the frog aquarium next to it.
>
> He gets there, opens the lid, grabs the lone frog [looks around
> for more oops - thought there would be more], puts the frog under
> his cammies and runs out yelling, "Ahahahahahahahahahahahahah!"
> (he got that from Sheldon).
>
> Once outside the store he sets the frog down and says, "When a man
> has pity on all living creatures then only is he noble. May all
> that have life be delivered from suffering. Go forth and
> procreate! Be Free Mr. Frog!".
>
> The frog takes one leap and is then squashed flat by an 18-wheeler
> delivering the daily bread.
>
> Paul, sobbing, runs to his pink Pinto gets in and floors it right
> into the path of the bread truck...
>
> -sw

i love a happy ending.

your pal,
blake