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Default Can opener ****ing you off?

On May 9, 4:57*pm, "cybercat" > wrote:
> Mine did, so before I even had a new one I tossed it one day. It was one
> of those black and decker 20-buck things, and it never kept a bite on the
> can, was light as a feather, just annoying as hell.


Leave it to a numbskull like you to have trouble using a can opener.
D'oh!

> It is HEAVY and has a great "bite."


That's what they say about your big sloppy fat ass down at the VFW.