On Wed, 21 Apr 2010 17:50:50 -0500, Lou Decruss wrote:

> On Wed, 21 Apr 2010 08:37:33 -0500, Sqwertz >
> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 20 Apr 2010 23:52:21 -0500, Lou Decruss wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 20 Apr 2010 23:04:02 -0500, Sqwertz >
>>> wrote:
>>
>>>>One morning the kids thought it would be fun to put the family cat
>>>>under the lid of the gas grill. Then they forgot about him until it
>>>>came time for me to cook lunch. So as usual, I preheated the grill
>>>>and grates for 20 minutes....
>>>
>>> Did the cat taste like chicken?
>>
>>If it weren't for all that hair. Always skin, or at least shave a
>>cat before you grill it.
>
> You can cook a cat just like a presto hot dogger does hot dogs. I
> worked with a guy who cat problem in his neighborhood and got tired of
> bitching to animal control. He had an electrician rig up a 240 volt
> setup. Nobody believed him until he brought pictures in including the
> dead cat. He had to do it manually because it wasn't safe to leave it
> unattended and said if he left the switch on long enough they would
> smoke. He did it every Sunday from his screen porch with his coffee
> and newspaper and got 4 or 5 every week until they were all gone.

now, that's cold. or, i guess from the point of view of the cats, hot.

your pal,
blake