In news:rec.food.cooking, brooklyn1 > posted on
Sat, 17 Apr 2010 18:14:29 -0400 the following:

> Damaeus wrote:
>
> > I promote the rights of the lowly hourly wage earners.
>
> That doesn't include you, batty boy. LOL

I'm on vacation. I'm just not getting paid for it. Other people take
vacations and get paid for it. Why can't I take one without getting paid?

Damaeus
--
The Poop that Took a Pee

Chapter 1

Douglas had to poop. His butt was all stinky because he had to
poop so badly.
There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked
and she was fat.
Douglas walked up to her and said, "I need to poop."
"Okay," Rebeccal replied. "I like poop."
Douglas squatted down over the fat, sunbathing lady and went poop.
The poop sat there on Rebecca's boobs looking like a weiner.

Chapter 2