Getting right to the point...................We should just eat
vegans. **** them. Meat is delicious and vegans are a stupid bunch of
liberal soft-cocks for not eating it. Now some may say that vegans
leave more meat for us, but that's stupid, and you're stupid if you
think that. I know one thing for certain, and that's that I know alot
of different things. One of these things is that fact that meat is the
most important food group. If humans were meant to only eat vegetables
then we'd all be women and we'd just eat salads and iron. That's not a
world I want to live in. I'd love it if there were even more women to
do my laundry and clean for me, like they were born to do, but if
there was no meat to eat, well then, that's not really living.

I've decided to make this a regular thing, making fun of a specific
set of idiots. This week the idiots are vegans. Now vegans are idiots
for a few reasons.
1. They made a stupid life choice, meat is delicious.
2. Their opinions are wrong.
3. They talk smack about me killing and eating animals.

Now if you really want to go and be a vegan, I say go ahead, people
are free to make their own choices, no matter how stupid they are.
But, the minute some vegejerk steps up and tries to guilt me into not
eating meat, a line has been crossed and there's no going back. I
leave you free to make your own stupid choice to be a vegan, you leave
me free to be right about things like eating meat. My partner/sister
recently came home and told me she gave up eating meat for Lent. For
those of you who don't know, Lent is a Christain period of giving up
stuff you like. You know, to remind you that the world used to suck
when you couldn't eat chocolate for forty days and you had to worry
about stonings and crucifixtion. I did the entirely logical thing when
the bitch told me that she was temporarily vegetarian, I ate a pound
of raw meet right in front of her. **** the bitch if she impinges on
my freedoms.

Now I love consuming raw meat as much as anyone. In fact, it's ideal
if it can still move when I sink my teeth in. But this was a
delicious, pleasurable meal of protest. My sister/so had forgotten the
first rule of living near me. Don't be an idiot because you're always
wrong, be an idiot because I'm always right. Now I don't exactly know
what this means, but it sounds kinda like confucius and that means if
you're a frat boy you should get a tattoo of it in mandarin on your
ankle. Back to eating raw meat. Eating animals is the only moral thing
to do. Some people may come up to you and declare that factory farming
is evil. Well I agree, keeping animals in cages that they can't even
move in is incredibly cruel to the animal. That's a good thing for two
reasons. I like to dominate my food before I kill and eat it and then
it's not really a step down. "Oh I haven't been able to move my entire
life, now someones eating me. At least I can move." See what I mean,
that's science, that's what animals think when you're eating them.

It may seem like I'm rambling at this point, and I am. Just remember,
cohesion is for liberal commies, minorities and faggots. If that
sounds bigotted then you just aint observing reality, what goes on
each and every day in the world. I call a spade a spade sorry to say.
I take freedom of speech to a whole new level, if I don't want to use
verbs well then I'm free to. In fact, I'm going to ramble over to my
fridge and get a steak. Enjoy your cereal vegans, then just go away
angry or don't go away.


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Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia