SLop announces that this week, we are going to see "The lighter side of
MSM". What, you're going to serve even smaller portions?

SLop still has the lone ranger mask tan-lines on her face and the
raccoon eye mascara doesn't help at all. Why does she insist on wearing
white clothes? It makes her facial tan line more pronounced and if she
were really cooking, it'd get dirty (yeah, I _KNOW_!).

As SLop's using both her hands to mulch the dill, she somehow empties a
bowl of something -- How'd she do that?

Newsflash! Whole chicken breast is cheaper than skinned and deboned.
Thanks for the newsflash, SLop!

SLop does the "Me washie handsies! Me washhie handsies!", than adds that
"I feel like a real chef when I get my hands dirty". Moron!

SLop makes her own pitas with pizza dough because it's cheaper than real
pita bread. I am incredulous of this claim and am pretty sure it won't
taste the same.

SLop starts making turkey sausage with apple sauerkraut. SLop excited
tells us "save money! Chop the cabbage yourself!". Thank for the
newsflash, idiot.

How the hell is this sauerkraut? It's cooked shredded cabbage and onions
and apple slices with vinegar and honey!

SLop's face predictibly lit up at the prospect of "cocktail time".

Oops! Did she accidentally dump the orange slices into the pitcher and
the director decided to keep going? I swear as soon as the oranges
dumped into the pitcher SLop abruptly froze in her tracks and they cut
the camera right before SLop said "Oops!" SLop's cocktail tip: "Put the
ice in your cup instead of the pitcher so you don't water down the
cocktail". I love how the lush itemizes the "couple shots" of vodka -- I
wonder if she used Betty's Vodka?

SLop triesd to make merange, telling us to do this before the cake
batter

Newsflash! Buying sugar in bulk is cheaper. SLop is smart. That is all.

SLop bakes flan in a water bath but totally screws up the reason why.
No, SLop, it is NOT to "make the flan moist"!

For SLop's "Round 2 Recipe", she used leftover pizza dough to make flat
bread and dumped leftovers on it. I laughed when SLop said "Remember the
chicken chunks I saved?", accompanied by an insert containing a repeat
of her setting some chicken aside earlier this ep. Do they think we're
brain damaged and have no long-term memory?

--
That's the great thing about Semi-Homemade Cooking: No matter how bad
we think it's going to be, Sandy manages to make it even worse.
-- orchidgal