Beware of mail thieves. I was working on my computer this morning and
heard some noise out on the porch. I thought it was another one of
those companies passing out election materials. I saw a man in my
driveway who said he was looking for a lost dog. I also saw a box and
some papers in the scrubs next to my porch. I asked him why he was
leaving his garbage on my porch. He said the box was there already
and left. I noticed the box was addressed to my neighbor and was
shipped by UPS.

Well, none of this seemed right so I called 911. The police picked
him up half a block away. He had black gloves and a bunch of other
people's mail stuffed down his pants.

I'm getting a locking mailbox.