On Oct 8, 10:41*pm, "Dimitri" > wrote:
> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
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> > On Thu 08 Oct 2009 05:40:07p, Michael "Dog3" told us...
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> >> "Dimitri" >
> :in rec.food.cooking
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> >>> Caller * * "Hello, may I speak with Mr./Mrs. X"
> >>> You * * * *" Do you have the Personal Password?
> >>> Caller * * " What Password?"
> >>> You * * * * "The Password Necessary to speak with Mr./Mrs. X"
> >>> Caller * * * "No but Can I speak with Mr./Mrs. X"
> >>> You * * * * "I'm sorry I am their Personal assistant and without the
> >>> proper password I can't put your call through"
> >>> You * * * * "Good By and thanks for calling"
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> >>> Works every time.
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> >> ROFLMAO... Now that one is hilarious.
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> >> Michael
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> > My grandfather, a great prankster, would sometimes answer the phone, "City
> > Morgue... *Looking for someone?" *This would usually end with a hang-up on
> > the other end.
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> Other times I'll use " Duffy's Tavern - Where the elite meet to eat."
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> Then you get a big Huh....
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> :-)
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> Dimitri
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LOL! We do "Kelly's Pool Hall"!!