Dimitri wrote:
> Caller "Hello, may I speak with Mr./Mrs. X"
> You " Do you have the Personal Password?
> Caller " What Password?"
> You "The Password Necessary to speak with Mr./Mrs. X"
> Caller "No but Can I speak with Mr./Mrs. X"
> You "I'm sorry I am their Personal assistant and without the
> proper password I can't put your call through"
> You "Good By and thanks for calling"
>
> Works every time.
>
> :-)
>
>

Seriously Dimitri... You made me laugh out loud, and the dog looked at
me kinda weird.

I will save this for the next call from a nimwit instead of just hanging up.

:P

Bob