Anonymous loser wrote:

> Day 3 of pics from a "supposed" trip to Italy that is not happening at
> this time or any other. Just admit you really are at home on your fat ass
> eating bonbons and be done with it.

<patting the loser on the head>

Still helpless against your envy, huh? Sucks to be you!

Don't worry; someday mommy will take YOU someplace really "special." Then
you can gloat here about your trip to Akron, Ohio, nicknamed "Rubber Capital
of the World." (Alas! If only your father had held rubber in higher
regard....)

Bob