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Default Goings on today


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> "Giusi" > wrote:


I have ten wild boar who come into my garden and rip it up on a regular
basis. They and an antelope
>> were there last night. They are vicious so I don't have the nerve to go
>> out >> in my nightie and say, "Shoo!"

>
> You need a shotgun babe...


Believe me a shotgun would only irritate the ones I hit and all ten would
charge me. Cinghiali are a protected species and you need a special
license. I have to go into the forestry department office for cinghiali and
denounce them. They will send licensed hunters out with guns big enough to
kill them. The antelope gets off free.