Sheldon started foaming at the mouth:

> Show us, LIAR! It's obvious that I intimidate you, I mean REALLY
> INTIMIDATE you, otherwise you'd not be constantly following me sniffing my
> butt making dispariging remarks. Show us, LIAR! LIAR! LIAR! LIAR!

Boy, you *really* want to see the food I cook, don't you?

Funny thing is, when I *do* post pictures you feel even worse, because it
shows just how ignorant and pathetic your own efforts in the kitchen are.
Then you make "dispariging" [sic] remarks like the ones quoted above, which
fall well short of making you feel adequate, but you feel a *little* better.
"That guy can't possibly cook that well, I'll show HIM! Argle bargle..." LOL

Your impotence is comical; will you dance a little jig of frustration to
entertain us now, Flaccid Boy?

Bob