In article >,
Don Martinich > wrote:

> In article >,
> Becca > wrote:
>
> > A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London. The
> > waiter says,
> > "Excuse me, but if you want a steak, you might not get one as there is a
> > shortage due
> > to mad cow disease."
> >
> > The Texan said, "What's a shortage?"
> >
> > The Russian said, "What's a steak?"
> >
> > The New Yorker said, "What's 'excuse me'?"
>
> That reminds me of this old chestnut-
>
> What's the difference between heaven and hell?
>
> In heaven the cooks are French, the lovers are Italian, the police are
> English, the engineers are German, and the place is run by the Swiss.
>
> In hell the cooks are English, the lovers are Swiss, the engineers are
> French, the police are German, and the place is run by the Italians.
>
> D.M.

Ouch. <g>
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