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Berf[_2_]

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> On Jul 23, 1:07*pm, "~^ beancounter ~^" > wrote:
> > comerad hussein spends millions of $ to keep these doc's
> > hidden....now, I wonder why??
> >
> > Actual long-form birth certificate (NOT an easily-forged electronic
> > copy of a short-form document that is not even officially accepted in
> > Hawaii)
> >
> > Passport files
> > University of Chicago Law School scholarly articles
> >
> > Harvard Law Review articles
> >
> > Harvard Law School records
> >
> > Columbia University records
> >
> > Columbia University senior thesis, "Soviet Nuclear Disarmament"
> > Occidental College records, including financial aid that he may have
> > received
> >
> > Punahou School records, where Mr. Obama attended from the fifth grade
> > until he finished high school
> >
> > Noelani Elementary School records, where Barack Obama attended
> > kindergarten (according to the Hawaii Department of Education,
> > students must submit a birth certificate to register -- but parents
> > may bring a passport or student visa if the child is from a foreign
> > country)
> >
> > Complete files and schedules of his years as an Illinois state senator
> > from 1997 to 2004
> >
> > Obama's client list from during his time in private practice with the
> > Chicago law firm of Davis, Miner, Barnhill and Gallard
> > Illinois State Bar Association records
> >
> > Baptism records
> >
> > Obama/Dunham marriage license
> >
> > Obama/Dunham divorce documents
> >
> > Soetoro/Dunham marriage license
> >
> > Soetero/Dunham Adoption records
>
> Bet you believe the moon landings were fake and Elvis is still alive
> too, don't you?

Right wing craziness has eclipsed the left wing craziness of the past these
days.

The 9/11 freaks have now been replaced by ones who believe in "The Great
Liberal Media conspiracy", and they're referring to corporations, capitalist
corporations who own news outlets like ABC, CBS and NBC in the USA.

They rant and rave about ACORN, as if they were turning the dials for the last
election, and have replaced the left wing nuts who were on about Diebold
voting machines. They tell us that Global Warming is a big, socialist
conspiracy (when they run out of legitimate arguments about science).

It's all here in one song (from The Simpsons):

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Whow leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Whot keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do