"Granby" > wrote:
> "How do you fry an egg in COLD lard?"
>
> What I have learned from this group you would,
>
> 1. Put the frying pan on the stove to heat.
>
> 2. Have a Beer
>
> 3. Get an egg out of the fridge.
>
> 4. Have a Beer
>
> 5. Put some Lard in the Skillet,
>
> 6. Have a beer
>
> 7. When the Lard melts, Cook the egg, and have a beer with it.
>
> Sorry, couldn't resist!!!
> [ . . . ]

You have learned well, Grasshopper! ;-)

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