"Andy" > wrote in message ...
> No mice for breakfast!
>
> Left a hunk of cheese in the mousetrap. No takers!!!
>
> I'm beginning to wonder if they're smarter than I am!
>
> So, I had a few garlic hummus on crispbreads instead, with a few swigs of
> milk.
>

Mice are obviously smarter... that's a no brainer... and they definitely
have their taste buds in a better place than you. LOL