There is also this one which sort of cracks me up.

$ Tip: Expiration date: There is a misconception that you have to
throw food away.

Fact: The date is just a "for-sale by date." These items are good for
five more days.


While I agree that works for some items (like I use milk for several
days after the date on the bottle) I feel there should be some sort of
qualification given here.