In praise of buffets?

NOT!?

Now I'm watching a TV show on Vegas buffets.

The Rio Buffet seems to get the nods from the people, critics and press.
Somehow 300+ fresh dishes at a time seems like a stretch. Seem worth the
trip!?

Ever been?

I've had an Atlantic City casino breakfast buffet and had to examine about
six plates in a row to find one that wasn't spotted or with some prior food
encrusted on it.

To those who went ahead of me, it was obvious they never gave it any
thought ("MOO!"). The guests following behind me learned a lesson. I looked
back at their shocked expressions. I took a scoop of eggs on a plate back
to my table, and quietly asked for my money back and never returned.

No objections from the ignorant staff.

Transient guests, beware!

From the looks of it, I'd really like to try the Rio Buffet but, once
bitten, twice shy.

Andy
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"I only know what I read. NOT what I'm talking about!"
--Andy