> wrote in message
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> Date: 05-28-2009
>
> Time: 07:15 AM
>
> Weight: 19.4 pounds
>
> Number of turds: One big massive blob of semisolid brown that
> overflowed the bowl and spilled out on the floor.
>
> Consistency: Like runny jello.
>
> Color: Black speckled with yellow
>
> Odor: Sulfuric
>
> Previous day's intake: Lots of Chinese food, burritos, corn, several
> loaves of brown bread, bran flakes, protein milkshakes.


Sounds like a perfect description of Limbaugh making his pronouncements for
the day. And just about as appetizing and enlightening.