On May 28, 7:23*am, wrote:
> Date: 05-28-2009
>
> Time: 07:15 AM
>
> Weight: 19.4 pounds
>
> Number of turds: One big massive blob of semisolid brown that
> overflowed the bowl and spilled out on the floor.
>
> Consistency: Like runny jello.
>
> Color: *Black speckled with yellow
>
> Odor: *Sulfuric
>
> Previous day's intake: *Lots of Chinese food, burritos, corn, several
> loaves of brown bread, bran flakes, protein milkshakes.

Why don't you post on one of the fetish sites. Your preoccupation
with you bowels is about informative as a weather report to the rest
of us. Your fetish for scat is not the least bit entertaining or
helpful.