Date: 05-28-2009

Time: 07:15 AM

Weight: 19.4 pounds

Number of turds: One big massive blob of semisolid brown that
overflowed the bowl and spilled out on the floor.

Consistency: Like runny jello.

Color: Black speckled with yellow

Odor: Sulfuric

Previous day's intake: Lots of Chinese food, burritos, corn, several
loaves of brown bread, bran flakes, protein milkshakes.