>long-pork BBQ out of his mother in law!<

Do you like beef jerky ?


I don't know, if I had to eat mother in laws I think beef jerky would be the way to go.
With a few beers. Maybe a lot of beers.

Von


"Paracelsus" > wrote in message ies.com...
On Mon, 21 Jun 2004 07:20:45 +0000, Dana Myers wrote:

> notbob wrote:
>> On 2004-06-21, Miniver Stalls > wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Heavily-tattooed Horgan is believed to have scaled a garden wall to force
>>>his way into the barbecue, in the picturesque village of Highmoor Cross,
>>>Oxfordshire, on June 6.
>>>
>>>He sprayed bullets at his wife Vicky, 27 and her 25-year-old sister Emma
>>>Walton.
>>
>>
>> It is rumoured he went to the store for a six-pak, and upon his return
>> discovered the sisters had boiled the ribs to speed up the barbecue.
>>
>> Let that be a lesson to you.
>
> In a chat room somwhere, I read that the sisters had
> augmented the fire with Kingsford Match Light while
> boiling the ribs... and then brushed them with KC
> Masterpiece.
>
> Dana

His biggest mistake was that he missed an opportunity to make long-pork
BBQ out of his mother in law!