On Mon 11 May 2009 04:44:52a, Ophelia told us...

> George Shirley wrote:
>> Tom Adams wrote:
>>> Rule # 1: Don't read the user manual. If you read and follow the
>>> user manual, you will have to think while you load it, and you won't
>>> be able to put nearly as many dishes in it.
>>>
>>> Rule #2: Rinse your dishes in the sink before you put them in the
>>> dishwasher. This will make them appear to be clean after you have
>>> incorrectly loaded your dishwasher, causing it to fail to wash your
>>> dishes.
>>>
>>> Rule #3: Don't wash fine glassware in your dishwasher, since you
>>> don't know that you should fill the detergent cups 1/3 full if you
>>> have soft water, and you probably have soft water. (Actually, all
>>> your everyday glassware has been etched by excessive detergent: be
>>> sure not to examine it.)
>>>
>>> Rule #4: Cram as many dishes as you can in there. But if you are
>>> not inclined to to this, don't worry. Since you never learned how
>>> to load it, it won't wash your dishes even if you don't cram as many
>>> as you can in it.
>>
>> I take you have met my wife and daughter, the stuff-it full folks.
>
> Heh, I bet *nobody* can stuff a dishwasher as full as my David!!!

I bet I can, O. But loading a dishwasher correctly and fully is an art.



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Wayne Boatwright
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