Omelet wrote:

> In article >, "Curtis" >
> wrote:
>
> > I need one of you ****ing idiots to tell me how long a chorizo
> > sausage will last after you've opened the ****.
> >
> > Well?
>
> Learn to use a freezer you stupid prick.

Putting it in the freezer will **** it. Reply with a proper answer or
don't ****ing bother.