"bob" > wrote in message
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> On Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:11:28 -0400, "Ed Pawlowski" >
> shouted from the highest rooftop:
>
>>Seems as though they are closing schools and sort of quarantining people,
>>but I have a better idea.
>>
>>I was in a bar once and went to the men's room. Inside was a vending
>>machine that for 50¢ you could buy a device labeled "For The Prevention Of
>>Disease". I suggest we all wear one until this thing is over.
>
> A woman in a shop yesterday told me the best way to prevent Swine Flu
> was not to kiss any pigs ...

Oh crap. I'm dead.


TammyM