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Default How to prevent Swine Flu

On Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:11:28 -0400, "Ed Pawlowski" >
shouted from the highest rooftop:

>Seems as though they are closing schools and sort of quarantining people,
>but I have a better idea.
>
>I was in a bar once and went to the men's room. Inside was a vending
>machine that for 50¢ you could buy a device labeled "For The Prevention Of
>Disease". I suggest we all wear one until this thing is over.


A woman in a shop yesterday told me the best way to prevent Swine Flu
was not to kiss any pigs ...


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