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Miss May features a single egg, sunny-side up. She's watching her
cholesterol. Two rashers of lean bacon are surprised by a single
solitary sausage provocatively placed near her puddings.

Her black puddings are sliced in the upper-class tradition; her lone
grilled tomato hypnotizes us with her saucy ooze.

Dry toast for Miss May (heart healthy) the mushrooms were a bit off
this month, and she's fighting a bad case of flatulence; hence, there
are no baked beans.

Her tea has been cropped for hygienic reasons.

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mad