TFM® wrote:

> Sheldon is more worried about my anal fissure than my cats.

Sheldon is also ****ed off because whenever he thinks of Kili and tries to
masturbate, he can't get it up. In desperation, he's moved on to other
fantasies (like TFM®'s ass) but despite his kinkiest efforts, he only has a
sore arm to show for it.

Bob