Vitamins for What Ails Ya!
Lynn from Fargo Ografmorffig said...
> On Apr 15, 2:23*pm, Andy > wrote:
>> Lynn from Fargo Ografmorffig said...
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>>
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>> > On Apr 15, 1:31*pm, Andy > wrote:
>> >> Vitamins for What Ails Ya!
>>
>> >> I was at the supermarket looking at the multivitamins. I just wanted
a
>> >> plain one-a-day type vitamin. Instead I find:
>>
>> >> One-a-Day...
>> >> Women
>> >> Women 50+
>> >> Men 50+
>> >> Teens
>> >> Diabetics
>> >> Energy
>> >> Maximum
>> >> Silver
>> >> Memory
>> >> Eyesight
>>
>> >> vitamins!!!
>>
>> >> There I was, sitting in the motorized shopping scooter, having to
>> >> re-evaluate my condition, to buy stinkin' vitamins!!! Geez...
>>
>> >> ...I just bought One-of-Each™ <VBG>
>>
>> >> Andy
>> >> --
>> >> Eat first, talk later.
>>
>> > U may be joking, but, when I first had to use the supermarket scooter
>> > my DD would only take me grocery shopping after 10 pm (almost all our
>> > stores are open 24/7). *She said I was a road hazard. *Finally I
>> > learned and got a little healthier. *Now I almost always use a cart
>> > (works kinda like a walker).
>> > Lynn in Fargo
>> > (Used to shop humming the Bill Cosby version of the Lone Ranger "Na na
>> > na na na na na na naaah, *frrrrrrrrrrrrrent, frrrrrrrrrrrrrent,
>> > frrrrrrrrrrrrrent da da da . . .
>>
>> Lynn from Fargo,
>>
>> I wasn't joking in the least. I'm mending a broken leg.
>>
>> I went to my "regular" ACME but the scooters weren't charged up and I
>> couldn't stand the discomfort of walking the aisles so I drove (no easy
>> feat in and of itself) to a different ACME.
>>
>> All the other shoppers were very mindful of not being in my way. I
wouldn
> 't
>> want to get run into by a motorized scooter either!
>>
>> BTW, I did purchase the One-a-Day "Maximum" vitamins.
>>
>> Best,
>>
>> Andy
>> --
>> Eat first, talk later.
>
> Wanna race?
> Lynn
Lynn,
Sure!
See ya after 10pm! Your DD can wave the checkered flag!
Should be no trouble to garner sponsors! LOL!
Best,
Andy
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