Vitamins for What Ails Ya!
On Apr 15, 2:23*pm, Andy > wrote:
> Lynn from Fargo Ografmorffig said...
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> > On Apr 15, 1:31*pm, Andy > wrote:
> >> Vitamins for What Ails Ya!
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> >> I was at the supermarket looking at the multivitamins. I just wanted a
> >> plain one-a-day type vitamin. Instead I find:
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> >> One-a-Day...
> >> Women
> >> Women 50+
> >> Men 50+
> >> Teens
> >> Diabetics
> >> Energy
> >> Maximum
> >> Silver
> >> Memory
> >> Eyesight
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> >> vitamins!!!
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> >> There I was, sitting in the motorized shopping scooter, having to
> >> re-evaluate my condition, to buy stinkin' vitamins!!! Geez...
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> >> ...I just bought One-of-Each™ <VBG>
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> >> Andy
> >> --
> >> Eat first, talk later.
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> > U may be joking, but, when I first had to use the supermarket scooter
> > my DD would only take me grocery shopping after 10 pm (almost all our
> > stores are open 24/7). *She said I was a road hazard. *Finally I
> > learned and got a little healthier. *Now I almost always use a cart
> > (works kinda like a walker).
> > Lynn in Fargo
> > (Used to shop humming the Bill Cosby version of the Lone Ranger "Na na
> > na na na na na na naaah, *frrrrrrrrrrrrrent, frrrrrrrrrrrrrent,
> > frrrrrrrrrrrrrent da da da . . .
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> Lynn from Fargo,
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> I wasn't joking in the least. I'm mending a broken leg.
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> I went to my "regular" ACME but the scooters weren't charged up and I
> couldn't stand the discomfort of walking the aisles so I drove (no easy
> feat in and of itself) to a different ACME.
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> All the other shoppers were very mindful of not being in my way. I wouldn't
> want to get run into by a motorized scooter either!
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> BTW, I did purchase the One-a-Day "Maximum" vitamins.
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> Best,
>
> Andy
> --
> Eat first, talk later.
Wanna race?
Lynn
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