"Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
...
> In article >,
> "Bob Terwilliger" > wrote:
>
>> Barb wrote:
> (snip)
>> > Would my well known disdain for that which is beety put me into one of
>> > the two categories?
>>
>>
>> Kimberly's main issue seems to be how the food is arranged on the plate.
>> Your son-in-law's issues are with the food itself.
>>
>> Your hatred of beets makes you a teutlophobe, but your other qualities
>> presumably make you acceptable in polite company. :-)
>>
>> Bob
>
> I can't find "teutlophobe" in a dictionary and I think you made it up
> and you can just stop that right now, okay? Beta vulgaris seems like an
> apt description (see Wiki on beets).
>
> I clean up nice and I show well and my friends think I'm more fun to be
> with than a bucket of puppies. My older siblings are jealous of me
> because I'm cuter than they are and Mom always liked me best.

NO ONE is more fun than a bucket of puppies, but you're not too bad.

TammyM