Yet another new warning label on food. Spotted on a bag of Planters
Peanuts: "Do not give any nuts to children under 6 years old: Choking
hazard".

Pretty soon they won't have room for the nutritional information on food
packaging. I suspect the next label will say something like, "Do not eat
more than the recommended serving size due to risk of obesity".

I propose a new, catch-all warning label: "Eating food may be hazardous
to your health.", and just be done with it.

-sw