"Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
5.247...
> On Sun 05 Apr 2009 01:53:00p, jmcquown told us...
>
>> I consider myself to be a picky eater since I don't like raw vegetables
>> and much prefer hot food. If I'm going to have a ham and cheese
>> sandwich (for example) I want it served hot with melted cheese on
>> toasted warm bread... the type of bread doesn't really matter. Just
>> make it a hot sandwich, please
>>
>> My oldest brother left here this morning. He and his girlfriend came to
>> pick up some furniture. The weather and other events conspired against
>> us so they wound up staying here for a week. My brother will pretty
>> much eat anything. His g/f is another story altogether. If she even
>> *thinks* something has seasoning on it, she'll shun it. OMG, what's
>> that green speck? If it has any hint of seasoning she wouldn't touch
>> it. She won't eat fish or sea food, only dark meat chicken and well
>> done beef or pork.
>>
>> I bent over backwards trying to accomodate her. I didn't dare sprinkle
>> oregano or basil on the pizza I made (but she will eat pepperoni, and
>> was snacking on braunschweiger on crackers, go figure). My brother told
>> me not to tell her I'd put any cheese other than mozzarella on the
>> pizza. And for gods sake don't buy that fresh mozz! If the cheese
>> doesn't come shredded in a bag there will be hell to pay!
>>
>> I made breakfast one morning last week. I like to make omelets but
>> apparently that's too exotic. Okay, scrambled eggs then. I said I
>> could put some cheese in the scrambled eggs; Mom made them that way for
>> us when we were kids. OH NO! Okay, I can make plain scrambled eggs.
>> Or boiled eggs. She got in a snit because I mentioned cheese and eggs in
>> the same sentence. Then she said she wanted hash browns. Hello, does
>> this look like a restaurant? I didn't have any potatoes, I don't know
>> how she expected me to make hash browns. I had tater tots in the
>> freezer, those sufficed. She still refused to eat any eggs, she just
>> had tater tots. My brother and I had eggs, bacon *and* tater tots. <G>
>>
>> I did manage to make a pot of chicken & dumplings with chicken leg
>> quarters. She ate a couple of bowls of it without any complaints. I
>> didn't tell her I'd added poultry seasoning to it. God forbid she knew
>> it had sage, thyme and marjoram added to it. Not to mention I put some
>> bay leaves in when I was boiling the chicken to make the broth.
>>
>> We were trying to come up with dinner ideas the other night. We'd
>> already had chicken & noodles before the chicken and dumplings (she
>> freaked out when she saw specks of green in the noodles... I'd added
>> some of Penzey's Tuscan seasoning. OOOPS).
>>
>> Since we'd already eaten chicken a couple of times and I'm not really a
>> fan of chicken I said how about some beef? She said, "I want those
>> instant [mashed] potatoes." Okay, for that we'd need some gravy. How
>> about swiss steak? My brother said "YUM!" She said, "I don't like
>> swiss steak." Okay, meatloaf? No, she doesn't like meatloaf. Huh.
>> Okay, how about pot roast with potatoes? She didn't want pot roast.
>> She wanted instant potatoes! Lady, I'm getting really tired of your
>> demands. You want instant potatoes, buy some and knock yourself out.
>> You have free run of the kitchen, make a buttload of instant potatoes.
>> We wound up broiling steaks - hers had to be well done - and I boiled
>> new potatoes. But I didn't dare put anything like parsley or dill weed
>> on them.
>>
>> Thank Bast they're on their way now to TX now. They'll be dropping off
>> furniture in TN at my other brothers house on the way. Now I can cook
>> whatever I want to without a fear of someone freaking out about green
>> specks on their food You'd think she was 3 rather than 63.
>>
>> Jill
>>
>>
>
> Amazing she lived that long without someone killing her!


Right up to the last sentence, I was thinking that she had to be smokin' hot
for a man to put up with that shit.

The bitch would starve here.

TFM®