Becca wrote:

> A few weeks ago, there was a new television series about U.S. Customs
> and Immigration. In this episode, Customs heard a noise in a piece of
> luggage, so they sounded the alarm and closed the entire terminal at the
> airport. Passengers could not catch their flights, others could not
> pick up their luggage, the entire terminal was evacuated. They rushed
> people along, shouting, "Out! Out!"
>
>
> First, they had to find the owner of the luggage, then, the owner had to
> open the luggage while law enforcement from the bomb squad stood
> nearby. It was a vibrator.
>
> Becca

That happened once at the APO (Army Post Office) in Germany once. Some
stupid chick mailed it to her beau (some poor Lt. who probably never got
to live it down) and as you say, they had to clear the place out and get
the ordinance folks over there.