cshenk wrote:
> "Dave Smith" wrote
>
>
>>> According to Dave, vibrators operate on C cells. He didn't say how he
>>> knew.
>>>
>
>
>> It's amazing what women will tell you after a few gin and tonics.
>> :-)
>>
>
> LOL! Reminds me of a pickup line a fellow tossed at me once. He 'offered
> to replace my vibrator for free'. ;-) Perhaps, ya had to be there but it
> was a timed perfect deadpan delivery.


A few weeks ago, there was a new television series about U.S. Customs
and Immigration. In this episode, Customs heard a noise in a piece of
luggage, so they sounded the alarm and closed the entire terminal at the
airport. Passengers could not catch their flights, others could not
pick up their luggage, the entire terminal was evacuated. They rushed
people along, shouting, "Out! Out!"


First, they had to find the owner of the luggage, then, the owner had to
open the luggage while law enforcement from the bomb squad stood
nearby. It was a vibrator.


Becca