"Dave Smith" wrote

>> According to Dave, vibrators operate on C cells. He didn't say how he
>> knew.

> It's amazing what women will tell you after a few gin and tonics.
> :-)

LOL! Reminds me of a pickup line a fellow tossed at me once. He 'offered
to replace my vibrator for free'. ;-) Perhaps, ya had to be there but it
was a timed perfect deadpan delivery.