On Sat, 28 Mar 2009 12:19:24 -0700 (PDT), Bobo Bonobo® wrote:

> On Mar 28, 1:59*pm, "brooklyn1" > wrote:
>> "Omelet" wrote
>>
>>>> I always think it's interesting when I see people buying Alka-Seltzer and
>>>> frozen pizza, or similar combinations.
>>
>>> <laughs> Me too!
>>
>> I learn a lot about people by checking out their cart... I find it
>> titillating when I see a gal in the check out line at Lowes and all she has
>> is two 24 packs of copper top D cells... I'm positive she's struggling to
>> keep a straight face while noticing my salacious ogling and humming
>> (bzzzzzzz). *Sometimes I brazenly mention how she must own a lot of
>> flashlights and ask if she's considered rechargables. *And I'm not kidding,
>> next time you're at one of those big box hardwares check out how many gals
>> are buying D cells by the super economy pack.
>
> Are you thinking, vibrator?
>
> --Bryan

that's where sheldon's batteries go.

blake