On Mar 25, 6:30*pm, Christopher Helms > wrote:
> On Mar 25, 9:28*pm, Mark Thorson > wrote:
>
> > Christopher Helms wrote:
>
> > > My mom was like that. Personally, when I'm in the checkout line the
> > > crazy, mumbling, jabbering flake is always directly in front of me,
> > > talking about everything and nothing to the clerk, writing a check for
> > > Tic Tacs or paying for a case of beer with a coffee can full of
> > > change. Last night I waited for some dumb bitch to run out of gab for
> > > over five minutes as my bottle of Coke Zero got warm. I have a
> > > freakish talent for getting behind these assholes. It never happens
> > > less than three time a week to me.
>
> > That's what happens when you go shopping at 2 AM.
>
> 2AM, 7:25PM, midmorning, lunch, whatever. It doesn't seem to matter.
> It's almost like they're there waiting for me.

Happens to me too. It's like I'm a magnet to the psychotic world.