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Default Mary had a little lamb



Bikini Whacks wrote:
> In article >, says...
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>>A Single Locust wrote:
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>>>On Sat, 21 Mar 2009 15:01:10 +0000, Marty > wrote:
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>>>>Mary had a little lamb
>>>>Its fleece was scarlet red
>>>>The reason for this colour was
>>>>the pick axe in its head
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>>>Mary had a BMX
>>>The seat was back to front
>>>Every time the pedals turned
>>>The seat went up her ****

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>>There once was a philosopher name Spencer,
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>> Who never knew pleasure intenser.
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>>Than once when he saw,
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>> Mr. George Bernard Shaw,
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>>Attempting to bugger the censor.
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>>JL
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> *target age group*


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