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Default Mary had a little lamb



A Single Locust wrote:
> On Sat, 21 Mar 2009 15:01:10 +0000, Marty > wrote:
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>>Mary had a little lamb
>>Its fleece was scarlet red
>>The reason for this colour was
>>the pick axe in its head

>
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> Mary had a BMX
> The seat was back to front
> Every time the pedals turned
> The seat went up her ****


There once was a philosopher name Spencer,

Who never knew pleasure intenser.

Than once when he saw,

Mr. George Bernard Shaw,

Attempting to bugger the censor.
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JL