"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
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> Bobo Bonobo® > wrote:
>
> > My wife won't eat sausage.
>
> Not even on Steak and BJ day? No wonder you're always
> in such a bad mood.
>
> Speaking of which, today *is* Steak and BJ Day. I posted pics of my
> steak earlier today. My BJ should be home in about an hour (Sorry.
> No pictures of that part, Jerry).
>
> http://www.steakandbjday.com/
>
> -sw

Becuase, it won't happen.

(you imagination doesnt count)