jay tried to weasel:

>>> Maybe you have AAADD.. Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
>>>
>>> This is how it goes: I decide to wash the car; I start toward the garage
>>
>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.s...5762cc8c0d1dd7
>>
>> Plagiarism is lame, especially of a joke which has been circulating
>> around Usenet since 2002 or earlier.
>>
>
> Eat shit.. I didn't claim to have written it and really don't know who
> did.
> Furthermore I didn't post it for a obnoxious fat ass like you to critique.

When you post without any kind of proper attributions, you ARE claiming to
be the originator, ****face. Why did you not even bother to say, "This is
something SOMEBODY ELSE WROTE that I thought was funny," the way an ETHICAL
person would have done? The obvious answer is that you are a slime-covered
weasel trying to take credit for the wit of others, because you don't have
any wit of your own. If you weren't so stupid, you could have been a lawyer
or a politician! (Sad, when you're too stupid even to be a politician like
Dubya!)

Also, what I wrote wasn't a critique of the article itself. It was a
reflection on YOUR trying to pass the article off as your own. Now that
you've been caught, OF COURSE you claim that you weren't trying anything of
the sort. That's what weasels like you do.

I'd also bet that my percentage of body fat is at least five points lower
than yours, so you calling me a "fat ass" is fairly funny. How much money do
you want to put up so that we can settle that particular issue?

Bob