Lobster in Utah?

No.

Sure, you can get anything flown or frozen anywhere. Probably can get
"sushi" at a gas station or 7-11 in Provo, but that's not food.

Look at a map, dude. How far are you from any place a crustacean
could live? You want to eat anything that traveled that far on ice in
a train or stagecoach?

I'm sorry, but any idiot who goes into the desert looking for seafood
gets no sympathy from me.

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